Imagine a country where you could rent or buy everything and anything. The elders said that you need only to believe in something to truly happen. If you believe that such a country exists, you are welcome to the United States of America, the greatest country on earth. Donald Trump, current American president, declared that he will “Make America Great Again.” He will soon start a new possible war with Iran that could turn into World War. You could make America great again by taking shortcuts, starting a new major war. I mean why not? America is good at war. They practice a lot.
Would you like to rent the U.S president? It’s not a joke. You could rent Donald Trump for a price tag of 5 trillion dollars plus tax. The packages include the American army with mighty Special Forces and navy nuclear carriers. Barack Obama will cost you less since he was ex-president. You couldn’t find your request with the American army, don’t worry, many private security firms are ready to service all your security needs; Military coup, assassination, lobbying for oil and gas projects, you name it.
You could rent a woman's womb to carry your baby and save your lovely wife many troubles and a few extra pregnancy pounds. Keep your wife's waist line in control, and rent a womb. You are a strong independent woman who would like to have a baby without a man in your life; you could buy sperm from an unknown donor. Black, White, Muscular, Latino, pick and choose your dream sperm donor. Do you want to buy a healthy kidney or a heart or spinal cord liquid to treat your blood cancer, go to the U.S.? A medical mafia will make it all available for you.
People immigrate to the U.S not because they love it, or for a peace of the American dream or even to watch their dream team, the national basketball team. They immigrate there because American stupidity fucks up their country ugly. Syria, Iraq, Yemen and now Iran are blessed by American democracy. America would like to decide for others if they are happy with their government or not.
America wasn’t great before to be great again. It’s less than 300 years old, and goes into a major war every 20 years. Don’t count small military shenanigans here and there. Christopher Columbus is the worst person in the history of humanity no contest. They celebrate every year that the son of bitch discovers America. I am not sure what? Killing and murdering over 100 million of natives in America including North, South and Middle America.
Mentally ill Donald Trump has once again allowed international students to apply for student visas, but with new conditions. One of these conditions is that they must have public, not private, social media accounts. The US State Department will deny visas to any student whose social media posts contain anti-Semitic content. Welcome to the United States of Israel.
I am not planning to apply for a visa anywhere anytime soon. Fuck you Donald Trump.
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